"If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cries of strange birds, and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?" - The Doctor, "An Unearthly Child"

Touch the alien sand....

Touch the alien sand....
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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Time Stream #32 - The Underwater Menace



          I’ll admit from the start that I higher hopes for “The Underwater Menace” than I realistically should have. Maybe it was the newly recovered episode that would make this special. Maybe it was the completionist in me rejoicing at getting the “last” DVD release of the Classic Series (more on that in a bit). Whatever the reason, I was really looking forward to settling down and watching this one. Hmm.

          It’s really not great, friends. We do get something approaching a traditional Troughton performance, and realistically I know it’s only his third story, but it still feels here like Patrick Troughton is forcing a character that he doesn’t feel 100% comfortable in. There are small moments when he simply relaxes into the role and those scenes are more watchable. Unfortunately, they are few and far between. Additionally, since it’s still early in his run, the shtick of “put the Doctor in a weird costume” is still here, and wow does that get on my nerves. As an occasional bit of business, it would be fine. The problem I’m finding, between this story and “The Highlanders”, is that it’s being forced. The situations where the Doctor needs to don a disguise feel contrived and out of place. It really bothers me.



 

          I will say, however, that the underwater effects are rather good. The swimming effects feel a bit more polished than the similar flying effects way back in “The Web Planet”, although the fish people are almost as silly looking. Can you tell I’m kind of grasping here? Let’s do a list!

 1) Professor Zaroff is every bit bats***t crazy as fan lore describes. He is the stereotype of a “Mad Scientist” and just OTT in all of his scenes. 

2) Poor Jamie. He gets to be a companion, and most of his lines are just tacked on, last minute additions. I know that the choice to add Frazer Hines to the regular cast was kind of a spur of the moment decision, but Jamie is not served well by this story.

3) The Second Doctor has been described over the years as “the little fellow” and the like. They mention in this story that he’s 5’9”. I’m only an inch taller than the Second Doctor? I know that I’m average height (as my 6”1’ 15-year old will attest) but I never really thought I would be towards the lower end of the Doctors-as-Height-Chart.

4) The BBC release of this story is, in a word, disappointing. I’m aware that as Doctor Who fans we have been spoiled by really top of the line DVD releases. This is not one of them. It has the feel of a disc that was released strictly for the completionists and to quiet them down. This way *every* available episode has been released with nothing being held back. 

          “The Underwater Menace” fails for me on almost every level I can think of. I didn’t have fun watching it. I didn’t hate it, but I was definitely not engaged with it. I’ve always been a Second Doctor fan, but most of my exposure has been to his later stories. Following on from “The Highlanders” I really thought I’d enjoy this more, but try as I might, I just didn’t. I have higher hopes for the next story as I’ve seen it a bit more recently and I do love me some Mondasians!


OTHER DOCTOR WHO RELATED BITS OF GOODNESS!!

          As most of us know by now, “The Underwater Menace” will NOT be the last Classic Series video release. The BBC will be releasing, both digitally and on disc, depending on where you live, Pat Troughton’s first story, “The Power of the Daleks”! The list of extras looks amazing, there’s going to be a one-night cinema release here in the US (anybody in the Philly/Delaware area want to make a night of it?), plus it was revealed today that there will also be a COLOR version made available as part of the release. It almost makes me forgive the sub-par quality release of “Menace”. Almost.

          Additionally, the weekend of November 11th-13th (just 8 short days away as I write this) will see the return of Long Island Who, a Doctor Who convention now in its fourth year. They have great guests this year (as always) including Peter Purves, Anneke Wills, Sophie Aldred, Jemma Redgrave, and THREE Doctors- Peter Davison, Colin Baker, and Paul McGann. If anyone reading this is going, please let me know, I would love to meet up! Their website is http://longislanddoctorwho.com/ and I can’t recommend it highly enough. I can’t wait!

          That’s all for now, but after a year of no new Who, it’s good to finally have some news. Which reminds me – what does everyone think of Class? It’s not aired in the US yet so there’s no possible way that anyone here could have seen it, no sir, but I thought I’d ask.

          See you after L.I.Who!!

NEXT EPISODE: The Moonbase
"The Underwater Menace" novelization cover, courtesy The TARDIS Data Core at tardis.wikia.com